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bootyandthebeast) wrote2017-05-14 05:10 pm
bootyandthebeast) wrote2017-05-14 05:10 pm
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[ have you ever just been like
damn girl how did i wake in this elevator how much did i drink last night???
no? then this isn't the test drive for you, and you're definitely not stuck in said elevator with one of these two people:
1) A tall, bony lady wearing an incredibly wholesome 'black and bones and tiny bird skulls' aesthetic. Her magical pings match the lich look, between the ever-present shroud of death magic and the tiny rat skeletons scampering at her feet.
She is impatiently tapping her foot as the girl from ipanema rattles on into eternity.
2) A tall, casually dressed and honestly hipstery looking modern guy leaning against the wall and holding one of those unicorn starbucks drinks everyone's talking about, humming along with the girl from ipanema and somehow making it twice as annoying to listen to. He looks entirely human and very friendly. Unless you can sense magical shit in which case he's actually half-people-eating-telepathic-youkai-monster. ]
damn girl how did i wake in this elevator how much did i drink last night???
no? then this isn't the test drive for you, and you're definitely not stuck in said elevator with one of these two people:
1) A tall, bony lady wearing an incredibly wholesome 'black and bones and tiny bird skulls' aesthetic. Her magical pings match the lich look, between the ever-present shroud of death magic and the tiny rat skeletons scampering at her feet.
She is impatiently tapping her foot as the girl from ipanema rattles on into eternity.
2) A tall, casually dressed and honestly hipstery looking modern guy leaning against the wall and holding one of those unicorn starbucks drinks everyone's talking about, humming along with the girl from ipanema and somehow making it twice as annoying to listen to. He looks entirely human and very friendly. Unless you can sense magical shit in which case he's actually half-people-eating-telepathic-youkai-monster. ]